Dreams why do you torment me so?

  • School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
  • Student: I got bullied.
  • School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?

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(Source: trollexa)

The Moral of the Story: Get a vasectomy but keep it a secret

(via david)

Nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you’re a hit man or a video gamer.
Jack Thompson (via david)

shillusion:

alphaidiot:

manafromheaven:

dr-vblschrf:

snowkhione:

kaolinsghost:

explodeyfaces:

satanwearingcrocs:

GO TELL GRANDPA

IT’S 

BACK

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YES

JESUS CHRIST

OMG HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS

tHIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME /wheezing

OH MY GOD

*Screams like a veloceraptor*

(Source: boleynforsoup)